Loving our jobs and jokes

I hope your valentine’s weekend went well and that you had the opportunity to show some love to the important people in your life.

Here are some Valentine jokes to lighten up your Tuesday!

What did the valentines day card say to the stamp?

Stick with me and you’ll go places

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?

Hogs and kisses!

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?

“I’ve got a crutch on you!”

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?

It was a case of guppy love.

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?

A stupid cupid!

What do you call a very small valentine?

A valentiny!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

“I’m sweet on you!”

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

“I find you very attractive.”

We sure love what we do and we are passionate about closing loans!  Call us to see what we can do to get your project closed.